My iPhone recently had a sip of coffee. It didn’t like it and the poor thing died. So I decided to write an ode to commemorate my cherished companion.

I’ll take you to heaven

Because you’re with me, 24/7

You’ve witnessed my highs

And all of my lows

You’ve seen all my texts

But you’re never shocked or perplexed

You’ve captured my image

And given me plenty of storage

You’ve heard all my voicemails

Heard the scandal it entails

Yet you are steadfast

Yet you are true

If I could Sail

It would only be with you

Can’t think of a sweeter love

Can you?

Hail to thee, my sweet iPhone

You are my love

My true dog and bone

Copyright © 2017
Vivian Zems

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